Why was the Calendar scared all the time?
His days were numbered!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What do you call a Robot’s poop?
Scraps!
How do small people travel?
In a mini van!
Who do you not want to play cards with?
A cheetah!
Will you remember me in ten minutes?
Yes
Will you remember me in half an hour?
Yes
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Hey I thought you said you’d remember me.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
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