Why did the hero flush the toilet?
It was his duty!
Miscellaneous Jokes
A panda walks into a restaurant. After eating his food, he pulls out a gun and shoots it off. (Of course, nobody was harmed.) “What did you do that for?” asks the waiter. The panda smirks, throwing him a dictionary with poor grammar. The waiter watches as the panda walks out, then reads it…
Panda – A black and white bear, native to Asia. Eats, shoots and leaves.
What’s grosser than gross?
Biting into a worm and finding an apple!
Why does a baby crawl?
Because they can’t walk!
What is more colorful than a rainbow?
2 Rainbows!
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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