Miscellaneous Jokes

From Graeme, 8 years old, Okotoks, Alberta

Why did the mummy get sick?

He had a sarcophagus!
[sore-cough-I-guess]

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From Wanna-Be-Steven-Wright, 14 years old, USA

I’m having Amnesia and Déjà vu!

I think I’ve forgotten this before.

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From Blake, 10 years old, Dallas, Texas

One day I tried to go find some camouflage pants…

But I couldn’t find them!

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From Ryan, 14 years old,

Personal financing is very…

INTERESTing!

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From Ethan, 8 years old, London, England

Where do robots go on holiday?

Wireland! (Ireland)

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From Fluttershy, 10 years old, Canada

Fluttershy says to Twilight: When you got Spike did he really grow and shrink?

Twilight answers: Yup you can say they grow up so fast!

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