Miscellaneous Jokes

From Lily, 8 years old, Louisiana

What do cool keys say?

Keace out, yo!

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From G, 12 years old, B land

What is a car on tv?

A cartoon

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From Xander, 6 years old, New Zealand

What happens when you feed Spider-Man corn?

He makes cobwebs.

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From Aashman Arora, 3 years old, India

Raghu: I am feeling homesick.
Mom: But…this is your home, Raghu.

Raghu: I know …and I’m sick of it!

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From Graeme, 8 years old, Okotoks, Alberta

Why did the mummy get sick?

He had a sarcophagus!
[sore-cough-I-guess]

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From Wanna-Be-Steven-Wright, 14 years old, USA

I’m having Amnesia and Déjà vu!

I think I’ve forgotten this before.

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