Miscellaneous Jokes

From Raven Queen, 9 years old, Irvington,Kentucky

What do you call dancing water?

Tap water!

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From Jaime Parnas, 8 years old, Westport Connecticut

If Barbie is so popular …

Why do you have to buy her friends?

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From Jericho O'Hare, 9 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

Why are opinions like armpits??

Because everybody has them and sometimes they stink!!!

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From Lily, 8 years old, Louisiana

What do cool keys say?

Keace out, yo!

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From G, 12 years old, B land

What is a car on tv?

A cartoon

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From Xander, 6 years old, New Zealand

What happens when you feed Spider-Man corn?

He makes cobwebs.

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