Two friends are talking. The one friend says to the other friend, I haven’t slept in days!” The second friend says, “Really? Why?
Because I sleep at night!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What did the man say to his grandma’s quilt?
Cover me!
Why can`t a glass tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him!
What did the father chimney say to the baby chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
Did you ever see the movie Constipated?
It never came out!
What did the elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
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