Miscellaneous Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head thru a window &amp and the pane will go away!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What happened to the guy that fell into an upholstery machine?

He was fully covered!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What illness did the roof have?

Shingles!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

If money doesn’t grow on trees…

Then, why do banks have branches!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Warped Wisdom: Don’t sweat the petty stuff and…

Don’t pet the sweaty stuff!!

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From Ruby, 9 years old, London

Why did the toilet paper go down the road?

To get to the bottom!

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