Why is it impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
Because he is dead.
Miscellaneous Jokes
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, while i go ahead!
What is the hottest part of the room?
The corner. It is always about 90 degrees!
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look like you’re a little pail!
Is Velcro worth it?
No, it’s a rip off!
The other day a man came to my front door, asking for a small donation for the local swimming pool.
So, I gave him a small glass of water!
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