What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, while i go ahead!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What is the hottest part of the room?
The corner. It is always about 90 degrees!
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look like you’re a little pail!
Is Velcro worth it?
No, it’s a rip off!
The other day a man came to my front door, asking for a small donation for the local swimming pool.
So, I gave him a small glass of water!
How do you cure a headache?
Put your head thru a window & and the pane will go away!
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