What did one toilet say to the other one?
You look a bit flushed!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Why is it impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
Because he is dead.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, while i go ahead!
What is the hottest part of the room?
The corner. It is always about 90 degrees!
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look like you’re a little pail!
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