What’s a royal pardon?
It’s what a queen says after she burps!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What did the light bulb say to its mother?
I wuv you watts & watts!
Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in day care centers?
They’re calling it “infant-tile!”
What did one toilet say to the other one?
You look a bit flushed!
What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Why is it impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
Because he is dead.
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