Miscellaneous Jokes

From Bourke, 5 years old, Maryland, USA

What did green say to yellow?

I feel blue without you!

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From Villigers Nose, 12 years old

How do you know you’re being rejected?

When your yo-yo never comes back to you!

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From Haylee Clarke, 10 years old,, St. Philip, Barbados

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me and we will go places!

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From Taylor, 7 years old, California

When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you eat a watermelon!

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From Gwyneth, 9 years old, New Zealand

What is a myth?

A female moth!

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From Lois, Woodstock, NB, Canada

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

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