Miscellaneous Jokes

From Taylor, 7 years old, California

When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you eat a watermelon!

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From Gwyneth, 9 years old, New Zealand

What is a myth?

A female moth!

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From Lois, Woodstock, NB, Canada

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

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From Aaron Federico, 11 years old, South bend, Indiana

How old is Dairy Queen?

It’s so old, Burger King used to go when he was a prince!

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From Ninja Assasin, 8 years old, Canada

If you go in the bathroom as an American and you come out an American, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European!

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From Isabel, 7 years old, Arkansas

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

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