Miscellaneous Jokes

From Nelson, 7 years old, Seattle

What did Humpty Dumpty do when he heard a joke?

He cracked up!

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From Tom, 10 years old, Perth

What did the red light say to the green light?

Don’t look at me! I’m changing!

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From Chef_TateT, 13 years old, Indonesia

What do you say to a father who loves Star Wars?

Yo-Da(d)!

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From Emily R, 3 years old

Who is the best person to borrow money from?

From a lone wolf!

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From Willolo, 7 years old, Canada

How do you make a tissue stop dancing?

You take the boogey out of it!!

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From FunnyTV, 10 years old, Antarctica

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away his chair!

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