What did the plate say to the other plate at the dinner table?
Lunch is on me!
Miscellaneous Jokes
A woman is in a restaurant and needs to toot. She decided to time her toots to the music. She then noticed all eyes were on her. She couldn’t figure out why.
Then, she remembered she had head phones on!
What to you call a pair of shoes that are best friends?
Sole mates! (Soul mates!)
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because, they don’t know the words!
Why was it hard to play games in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs! (Cheaters!)
What did Humpty Dumpty do when he heard a joke?
He cracked up!
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