Miscellaneous Jokes

From Audrey, 3 years old, USA

Why did the yo yo cross the road?

He was walking the dog!

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From Apsara, 16 years old, England

What is the best item of silverware to tell your secrets to?

A fork! Because a spoon will stir it up and a knife will spread it!

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From Paul Joseph, 12 years old, London

Why do you have a hard time breathing on a mountaintop?

Because the views are breathtaking!

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From Connor Goatley, 12 years old, Missouri

What did the gas station say to the other gas station?

I’m gassier than you!

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From Zoey, 9 years old, Klowna

What do you wear to a tea party?

A tea shirt!

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From Liris, 9 years old, Hartwell, Georgia, USA

What did the plate say to the other plate at the dinner table?

Lunch is on me!

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