A guy went up to God and asks him “God, how much is a penny for you?” God replies “$1,000” The guy asks him “How much is a second for you?” God replies “1,000 years.” The guy asks him “God can I have a penny from you?”
God replies “Wait one sec.”
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why are refrigerators so rude?
Because they show there food!
What’s a tutu?
It’s four—two plus two!
A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement.
He became a hardened criminal.
Have you heard the construction joke?
I’m working on it.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
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