Miscellaneous Jokes

From Jericho O'Hare, 13 years old

Harry Potter: Surely, you can’t be serious.

Sirius Black: I am Sirius, and don’t call me Shirley.

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From Nunya, 10 years old, Somewhere, Earth, Milky Way, Universe

Boy: Do you have a air tank?
Girl: Why?

Boy: Because you take my breath away!

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From The Purple Grenade, 7 years old, USA

Have you heard the one about the vacuum cleaner?

I would tell you, but it really sucks!

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From Liam Cooney, 9 years old, Wexford, Ireland

Did you ever see the movie “Constipated?”

I’m not surprised if you haven’t! It never came out!

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From Audrey, 3 years old, USA

Why did the yo yo cross the road?

He was walking the dog!

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From Apsara, 16 years old, England

What is the best item of silverware to tell your secrets to?

A fork! Because a spoon will stir it up and a knife will spread it!

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