DAD:Hey I know how to keep you thinking all night.
SON: How?
Miscellaneous Jokes
DAD: I’ll tell you tomorrow
Did you hear about the karate guru that joined the army?
First time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
How’s your day going?
Well, I bought a new vacuum cleaner today.
Really?
Yes, and it really sucked!
Harry Potter: Surely, you can’t be serious.
Sirius Black: I am Sirius, and don’t call me Shirley.
Boy: Do you have a air tank?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you take my breath away!
Have you heard the one about the vacuum cleaner?
I would tell you, but it really sucks!
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