Did you hear about the guy that tore apart his Beatles album?
He wanted to break a record!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Because they fight knights (nights)!
Why is life like a shower?
One wrong turn and you’re in hot water!
There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?
What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
what’s the difference between a jeweler and a policeman?
One sells watches and one watches cells!!
What happens when you cross Harry Potter and Hermione?
Someone famous for his lightning brain!
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