Miscellaneous Jokes

From Rachel, age 11, West Chester, Pennsylvania

What goes up and down the stairs but doesn’t move?

The carpet!

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From Jojo, age 9, Amman, Jordan

Why do people put a step ladder in the bathroom near the window?

For the smell to get out of the window step by step!

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From Kamary, 9 years old, New York, USA

What did the penny say to the man?

You have no cents!

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From Samantha, age 10, Tennessee

How does a skeleton talk to his friends?

He uses a telebone!

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From Brandon P., 7 years old, New Jersey

James: Can you spell the word “Water?”
Dan: Of course!
James: Spell it.
Dan: w-a-t-e-r!

James: Wrong! It’s spelled, i-t!
Dan: Oh…

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From Kels, age 9, Fishkill Ny

Mr.De Witt: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup ?

Waiter:The backstroke

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