Miscellaneous Jokes

From Brandon P., 7 years old, New Jersey

James: Can you spell the word “Water?”
Dan: Of course!
James: Spell it.
Dan: w-a-t-e-r!

James: Wrong! It’s spelled, i-t!
Dan: Oh…

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From Kels, age 9, Fishkill Ny

Mr.De Witt: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup ?

Waiter:The backstroke

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From Isabella Bare, 9 years old, Utah

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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From Boohbro, 8 years old, Paris

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?

Show me the honey!

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From Summer D, age 10, USA

What kind of dogs do scientists like best?

Labs!

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From Maranda, age 10, Thunder Bay

Where do grapes like to hang out?

The grape wall of China!

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