Miscellaneous Jokes

From Kamary, 9 years old, New York, USA

What did the penny say to the man?

You have no cents!

Please wait...

From Samantha, age 10, Tennessee

How does a skeleton talk to his friends?

He uses a telebone!

Please wait...

From Brandon P., 7 years old, New Jersey

James: Can you spell the word “Water?”
Dan: Of course!
James: Spell it.
Dan: w-a-t-e-r!

James: Wrong! It’s spelled, i-t!
Dan: Oh…

Please wait...

From Kels, age 9, Fishkill Ny

Mr.De Witt: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup ?

Waiter:The backstroke

Please wait...

From Isabella Bare, 9 years old, Utah

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

Please wait...

From Boohbro, 8 years old, Paris

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?

Show me the honey!

Please wait...