Why was Cinderella kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
Miscellaneous Jokes
An old hillbilly died and wanted to get in to heaven but the priest said its kinda full right now but if you can answer three questions you can get in 1.How many seconds in a year? 2. What days of the week start with T ? 3. What is God’s name ?
“Can i come back tomorrow?” the hillbilly asked.
“Yes.”, the priest answered. Tomorrow comes.
1. “12! Jan 2, Feb 2, Mar 2 2. Today and tomorrow 3.Andy. ‘Cause in my hymn books at church it says, Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me. Well now can i get in?
Did you hear about the online origami store?
It folded.
What place does a minnow live in?
MINNOWsota
What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a joke?
A Yama ha-ha!
What does a train say when it’s hungry?
Chew, chew!
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