Miscellaneous Jokes

From dgkgkggkflkxm.kcccgh, 8 years old, Canada

What do you call banana skins that you wear on your feet?

Slippers!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, MICHIGAN

Why are handcuffs like souvenirs?

They are made for two wrists (tourists)!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you call chandeliers?

High lights!

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From James, age 6, Spokane, Washington

What day is in love?

Any date!

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From Bilanay, 10 years old, America

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam!

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From Karla Garcia, 10 years old, Tampa, Florida

Why did the lady put lipstick on your forehead?

Because she wanted to makeup her mind!

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