Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Miscellaneous Jokes
There is a couple that had twins, a boy and a girl. The children’s uncle named them. What are their names?
The girl’s name is Deniece and the boy’s name is Denephew!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
Why did the kid put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them can’t be a nickel. What are the two coins.
A quarter and a nickel. Only one of them can’t be a nickel, a quarter is one of them, and a quarter is not a nickel.
What does a broom do when it’s tired?
It goes to sweep!
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