There once was three kids who lived in a building on the 99th floor there were stairs, but everyday when they got home from school they always took the elevator. But one day the elevator broke down and the kids had to take the stairs. To make it easier they thought only one kid should hold the keys. To pass the time they decided to tell a story one kid would tell a happy memory, the next kid would tell a funny story, and the last kid would tell a sad story. When they had made it up to the 98th floor it was time for the sad story and his sad story was…..
Miscellaneous Jokes
I forgot the keys downstairs!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
There is a couple that had twins, a boy and a girl. The children’s uncle named them. What are their names?
The girl’s name is Deniece and the boy’s name is Denephew!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
Why did the kid put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them can’t be a nickel. What are the two coins.
A quarter and a nickel. Only one of them can’t be a nickel, a quarter is one of them, and a quarter is not a nickel.
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