What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why did the kid put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them can’t be a nickel. What are the two coins.
A quarter and a nickel. Only one of them can’t be a nickel, a quarter is one of them, and a quarter is not a nickel.
What does a broom do when it’s tired?
It goes to sweep!
What do you call banana skins that you wear on your feet?
Slippers!
Why are handcuffs like souvenirs?
They are made for two wrists (tourists)!
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