Sports Jokes

From James K, 7 years old, Aviano Italy

What is a skydiver’s favorite food?

Para-sciutto

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From Quebec, 11 years old, Vancouver

In winter I asked my dad if I could go ice skating on the lake. My dad replied:

Wait till it gets warmer.

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From Fluffy, 9 years old, USA

What do you get when you cross a boxer with a comedian?

A punch line!

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From Josh, 8 years old, Baltimore, MD

What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?

A tee shirt!

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From Nelson, 7 years old, Seattle

Why did the ref kick the vending machine?

He wanted to flip the coin!

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From Jackson Darby, 11 years old, Longview, Texas

What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?

The punchline!

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