Where do basketball players go to breakfast?
Dunkin’ Donuts!
Sports Jokes
There was once a man who loved to play golf. His wife said “Don’t go golfing today, honey! There is going to be a lightning storm!”
“I’ve done this for thirty-five years, and I know how to golf in the rain.” So he left and met a friend there named George.
When he got home, his wife said “How was golf?”
He said, “Oh, it was fine. George got hit by lightning.”
“What did you do then?”
“Oh, it was ‘hit the ball and drag George, hit the ball and drag George!”
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
Why didn’t the nose get on the soccer team?
He did not get picked!
Why did the Football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarterback!
Where is the hardest golf course?
In the Gulf!
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