Sports Jokes

From Emily, age 8, Oregon, Portland

Who can jump higher than a house?

Everyone; houses can’t jump!

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From J.J., age 10, CANADA

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get a quarter back.

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From Reileen M, age 11, California, Cypress

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball!

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From Addison , age 10, Minneapolis,minnesota,USA

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because the fans left!

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From Max, age 6, Virginia

What do you call a bike that is frozen?

A bicycle!

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From Ziggy, age 5, Maine

Why did the hockey player graduate from college ?

Because that was his goal!

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