What kind of vegetable did Gus eat at the bowling alley?
A-spare-a-gus!
Sports Jokes
Why is Cinderella no good at football?
Because she always keeps running from the ball!
Why did the football pitch become a triangle?
Because someone took a corner!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back???
A stick.
Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
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