Sports Jokes

From Doodles, age 11, Texas

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back???

A stick.

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From Maxine, age 9, Kallispell, Montana

Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

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From Ethan , 6 years old,

Why did the coach go to the bank?

He wanted to get his quarter back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From Patrick, 9 years old, Ohio, USA

What did the the umpire say to the dirty gym sock when they were safe?

FOUL!!

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From Thomas, 7 years old, USA

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

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From Eli, 11 years old, U.S.A

Where do basketball players go to breakfast?

Dunkin’ Donuts!

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