Sports Jokes

From Noah, age 11, Philadelphia, PA

Why was the coach mad at the vending machine?

The coach wanted his quarterback!

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From Anjali, age 10, South Africa

Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer!

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From Benjamin, age 10, USA

What’s a bird’s favorite golf score?

A birdie.

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From Aadarsh, age 9, Chino Hills, CA, USA

(WHISTLE)
Coach- “Why didn’t you block the ball?”

Goalie- “I thought that’s what the nets were here for!”

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From Myriam, age 8, South america

What tea does a footballer drink?

Penaltea!

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From Emily, age 8, Oregon, Portland

Who can jump higher than a house?

Everyone; houses can’t jump!

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