Sports Jokes

From Emma, 8 years old, Mountain Lakes,New Jersey

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball!

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From Heidi N, 12 years old, USA, NC

Why did the bowling alley need to be quiet?

So it could hear a pin drop!

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From Elena, 8 years old, Malaysia, P.S. I'M NOT MALAY

Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case he had a hole in one! 😀

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From Matt, age 7, U.S.A.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

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From Noah, age 11, Philadelphia, PA

Why was the coach mad at the vending machine?

The coach wanted his quarterback!

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From Anjali, age 10, South Africa

Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer!

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