Sports Jokes

From Kristen, 13 years old, California

What did the football coach say to the vending machine?

Give me my quarter back!

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From Ben W, 8 years old, Sydney, Australia

What is the only ball you can see through?

Your Eyeball!

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From Hannah T, 10 years old, New York

What did the skater say to the ice when she slipped?

I’m gonna let it slide this time!

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From Ajswag, 11 years old, New Orleans

Why did the fan bring a ladder to the football game?

To see the Giants!

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From Baby Luis, 8 years old, California

Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a HOLE in ONE!

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From Meghan, 11 years old, Walker, Louisiana

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick!

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