Sports Jokes

From Alex, 13 years old, Oshawa, Ontario, Canada

I tried water polo …

But my horse drowned.

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From Darby, 10 years old, Colorado

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

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From Hailie, 9 years old, El Paso

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back.

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From Emily Black, 11 years old, New Zealand

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

So he didn’t get a hole in one!

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From Nathanial, 11 years old, United States

Why can’t a hockey player tell a joke?

Because the ice might crack up!

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From Taylor, 9 years old, Kentucky

What is a golfer’s favorite thing to wear?

a tee-shirt!

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