Q: How do you make a football player feel cold?
A: Make him stand close to the fans!
Sports Jokes
What did the boxer say to his barber?
Give me an uppercut!
Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf tournament?
He had a hole in one!
Did you hear about the guy who watched football all day and fell asleep in front of the TV?
His wife woke him up the next day saying “Get up honey, it’s twenty to seven!”
“Really?” he says. “Who’s winning?”
How many golfers does it take to put in a light bulb?
Fore!
Where do soccer players dance?
At the foot ball!
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