Sports Jokes

From Lexi Langers, 9 years old, Beverly

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

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From Meridith Allman, 10 years old, United States, Florida

Why were the football players so hot?

All of the fans went away!

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From Ziggy, 10 years old, Colorado

Why was the football coach banging on the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter-back!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missle-toe!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the boy bring string to the baseball game?

He wanted to tie up the game!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How is music like ice skating?

If you don’t “C” sharp, you’ll “B” flat!

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