Sports Jokes

From James K, 12 years old, New Canaan, Connecticut

Why should you not tell jokes while you skate?

Because the ice might crack up!

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From Crystal, 12 years old, Las Vegas, Nevada

Why can’t you tell jokes while ice-skating?

Because the ice might crack up.

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From Ellie, age 9, Salt Lake, Utah

What kind of vegetable did Gus eat at the bowling alley?

A-spare-a-gus!

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From Ash, age 12, Pakistan(Karachi)

Why is Cinderella no good at football?

Because she always keeps running from the ball!

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From Koolkat, age 9, England

Why did the football pitch become a triangle?

Because someone took a corner!

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From Hope, age 10, Villanova, PA

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Because she always runs away from the ball!

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