What do you call a telescope in a rainbow car crash?
A colliding-scope! (kaleidoscope)
Science Jokes
Teacher: What is the molecular formula of water?
Joe: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What nonsense! How can you say that?
Joe: Sir, it is H to O!
What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?
It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
Sam: I once met a scientist with no doorbell.
Jack: Why didn’t he have one?
Sam: He wanted to win the no bell (Nobel) prize.
I really like this book about anti-gravity.
It is impossible to put down!
How did Ben Franklin feel when he discovered lightning was electricity?
He was truly shocked!
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