Science Jokes

From Bob, 6 years old, China

I don’t trust atoms…

I heard they make up everything!

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From Ashley Webb, 16 years old

Why was Adam afraid of science class?

He heard they were splitting the atom!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the atom cross the road?

It was time to split!

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From Mj, 11 years old, Virginia

What should you say to solid, liquid, or gas when they are sad?

What’s the matter?

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From Bob, 15 years old, Oregon

Where do geologists like to relax?

In a rocking chair

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From Abood, 14 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

What happens when a chemistry joke isn’t funny?

There’s no reaction!

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