Science Jokes

From Amanda, age 8, Wayne, United States

What kind of geese do not fly?

Portu-geese!

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From Kenneth, 9 years old, Woodbury, MN

What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?

I gotta split!

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From Eternal Screeching, 3 years old, America

What did the metamorphic rock say during testing?

This is too much pressure!

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From Lucas Hazel, 12 years old, Sarasota, Florida

What do you find in the center of Gravity?

The letter “V”!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

What do grumpy mountains have?

Bad altitudes!

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From Maddie , 12 years old, Ohio

If a underwater science teacher went out sick, who would be the replacement?

A SUB-marine

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