What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?
Science Jokes
You-Reek-A!
What is a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
What did the matter say to the antimatter?
Come round to my place and we’ll have a blast!
What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?
Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)
What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?
Barium!
Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
To see Pluto!
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