Science Jokes

From Bhagyashree, age 11, India

Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?

Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!

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From Jack, 8 years old, New York

Whats a scientists favorite dog?

A lab!

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From Daniel Dollman, 11 years old, Miami

What is the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

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From Kyle, age 10, South Africa

What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A sponge!

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From Malocami, age 11, USA

Electron: Which way are we supposed to go to circle the atom?
Proton: Clockwise.
Electron: Are you sure?

Proton: Of course I am I’m positive!

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From Day-Day, age 12, Gauteng, Sfrica

Hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink and gold walks in. They shout:

“A U, get outta this bar!”

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