What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Science Jokes
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
Electron: Which way are we supposed to go to circle the atom?
Proton: Clockwise.
Electron: Are you sure?
Proton: Of course I am I’m positive!
Hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink and gold walks in. They shout:
“A U, get outta this bar!”
Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Because he is a fun guy!
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?
You-Reek-A!
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