Science Jokes

From Zoha Akhtar, age 11, Karachi, Pakistan

How long can a human live without a brain?

How old are you?

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From Abdullah Shaikh, 13 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

Why do chemist learn about ammonia first?

Because that’s the basic stuff!

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From Saniya, 8 years old

What wave can’t you surf?

A microwave!

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From Dan, age 16, Sarver, Pennsylvania

What do you do with dead elements?

Barium!

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From Annie, age 11, Korea

How did Ben Franklin feel after he flew a kite in a thunderstorm?

Shocked!

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From Bhagyashree, age 11, India

Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?

Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!

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