Science Jokes

From Shanquia, age 3, Afganistan

What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?

WET!!

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From Tyler, age 11, New Hampshire

What goes in cars but comes out of people?

Gas!!

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From Bob S., age 10, SC

What travels faster heat or cold?

Heat since you can catch a cold!!

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