What do you call a boomarang that does not come back?
A stick!
Science Jokes
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
You rock-et!
Two atoms were walking down the street. One trips and falls. His friend says, “Are you Ok?” “I don’t know. I think I dropped my electrons.” His friend said, “Are you sure?”
“Yes! I’m positive!”
Why did the scientist disconnect his doorbell?
He wanted to win the Nobel(no-bell) Prize.
How do you have a great space party?
You plan it! ( You planet!)
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Coal!
