Science Jokes

From Ashley Webb, 16 years old

Why was Adam afraid of science class?

He heard they were splitting the atom!

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From Gio, 10 years old, chicago, IL

Two men walk up to a restaurant. One asks for H2O, the other man says you know what I’ll have some H2O too.

He died.

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From Maia, 11 years old, Pohnpei, Micronesia

A scientist was out of theories so he asked a ball of yarn. And it said…

String theory!

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From Yuyuxmss, age 10, South Korea

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Let’s meet in the valley!

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From Sweet, age 13, INDIA

WHAT do you take for motion sickness on a cruise?

Vitamin sea!

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From Aliza P., 10 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

What is lighter than a feather but even the strongest person in the world can’t lift it?

Air!

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