Which Greek god is famous for writing rhyming books for children?
Dr. ZEUS!
People Jokes
Can a widowers husband marry his wife?
No, he is dead!
What kind of band does a wife have?
A husband!
What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!
Well, yes! Did you think I’d work for free?
How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince (foot prints)!
There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
Any chess player!
