What do you call a wizard that doesn’t want to be late?
Hurry Potter!
People Jokes
Why do people sit on chairs?
Because they are chairful!
Who can jump higher then a skyscraper?
Nobody, because skyscrapers can’t jump!
Why did the class clown spend the whole night crawling around the playground?
Because he lost his marbles.
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
What do you get when you cross a genius with a tree?
Albert Pine-stein!
