What do you get when you cross Mick Jagger and a skeleton?
A Rolling Bone!
People Jokes
What do firemen put in their soup?
Fire crackers!
Why did the man take a hammer to bed?
He wanted to hit the sack!!
A guy tried to get into the USA, but customs said he had to use the colors green, yellow and pink in the same sentence.
He thought for a while and then said, “I was sitting at home when the phone rang, “greeng greeng,” so I pinked it up and said, Yellow!”
What’s Snow White’s brother’s name?
Egg White! Get the yolk!
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead,” God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “a million years to me is only a second.”
“Hmmm,” the man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “a million dollars to me is as a penny.”
So the man said, “God, can I have a penny?”
And God cheerfully said, “Sure!!…Just a second.”
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