What do elves use to make a sandwich?
Short bread!
People Jokes
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
Old mother Hubbard went to the cuboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she opened it, what letters did she find?
“M” and “T”!
If you’re French in the kitchen and Italian in the living room. What are you in the bathroom?
European!
How do surfers cheer?
They do the wave!
A man was lost in the jungle. He reached an old hut in the middle of the jungle. There he found one oil lamp, one stove and one cigarette. Unfortunately in his matchstick box, he had only one matchstick. So, which thing will he light up first?
The matchstick!
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