What smells funny?
Clown Pooh!
People Jokes
If the world were a jacket where would the cool people be?
In the hood!
When is a farmer cruel to his corn?
At harvest time, when he must pull its ears!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
There was a very rich lady that was bossy and mean. Her husband didn’t like her much and said to go and learn something that would help her. When she didn’t reply, he bought a ticket to enter the Town Art Museum. The woman was very mad, but agreed to go if she got a diamond necklace when she came back. When she got to the main hall, she looked at one of the things that was framed and said to the guide, ‘Is this the disgusting-looking thing you call art?’ She asked. What did the guide say in reply?
“No, ma’am, that’s a mirror!”
Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh!
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