People Jokes

What do you call a dead Jedi?

There were four people in an airplane: The pilot, a priest, a boyscout and the world’s smartest man. The pilot says, “The engine has failed and the plane is going to crash. Grab your parachutes!” The boyscout says, “There’s only three parachutes!” The world’s smartest man says, “Well, I am very important to the world, so I should get a chute.” He grabs a chute and jumps out. They didn’t notice, but the pilot had already grabbed one and jumped out too, so the priest says to the boyscout, “You go ahead Son. I have lived a long and fulfilling life and am one with God.” The boyscout says, “That’s OK; we both have parachutes. The priest asked, “How is that?”

Where does the general keep his armies?

What were Batman and Robin called after they got run over by a steamroller?

Why did the lady put lipstick on her forehead?

What do you call a Cinderella that likes to sing?