People Jokes

Tom,Bob,Billy and Tim all died and went to Heaven. An Angel showed them a clock room. The Angel said “How fast your clock ticks is how much you’ve sinned.” Tom’s clock was ticking slowly.Bob’s was ticking as fast as a normal clock. Tim’s was a little faster. Then they all ask the Angel. Where’s Billy’s?

How does Bob Marley like his dough nuts?

Why do all socks have holes?

What do you call a dead Jedi?

There were four people in an airplane: The pilot, a priest, a boyscout and the world’s smartest man. The pilot says, “The engine has failed and the plane is going to crash. Grab your parachutes!” The boyscout says, “There’s only three parachutes!” The world’s smartest man says, “Well, I am very important to the world, so I should get a chute.” He grabs a chute and jumps out. They didn’t notice, but the pilot had already grabbed one and jumped out too, so the priest says to the boyscout, “You go ahead Son. I have lived a long and fulfilling life and am one with God.” The boyscout says, “That’s OK; we both have parachutes. The priest asked, “How is that?”

Where does the general keep his armies?