How does Bob Marley like his dough nuts?
With Jammin’ them!
People Jokes
Why do all socks have holes?
Because when socks don’t have any holes, how can people put them on their feet?
What do you call a dead Jedi?
a Deadi!
There were four people in an airplane: The pilot, a priest, a boyscout and the world’s smartest man. The pilot says, “The engine has failed and the plane is going to crash. Grab your parachutes!” The boyscout says, “There’s only three parachutes!” The world’s smartest man says, “Well, I am very important to the world, so I should get a chute.” He grabs a chute and jumps out. They didn’t notice, but the pilot had already grabbed one and jumped out too, so the priest says to the boyscout, “You go ahead Son. I have lived a long and fulfilling life and am one with God.” The boyscout says, “That’s OK; we both have parachutes. The priest asked, “How is that?”
“The world’s smartest man jumped out with my backpack.”
Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleeves!
What were Batman and Robin called after they got run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
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