Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
People Jokes
How old is the man who made up 100?
99!
What would you call superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there’s not a single person in it!
What month is the month that is most hated by soldiers?
Death March!
Tom,Bob,Billy and Tim all died and went to Heaven. An Angel showed them a clock room. The Angel said “How fast your clock ticks is how much you’ve sinned.” Tom’s clock was ticking slowly.Bob’s was ticking as fast as a normal clock. Tim’s was a little faster. Then they all ask the Angel. Where’s Billy’s?
The Angel said.”His is in my office.I use it as a fan.”
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